Secret documents recently uncovered indicate that the Indiana Pacer fans had planned spontaneous, celebratory, riots in the event that their team miraculously won the NBA Championship.

Close inspection reveled that the rabid Hoosiers had planned to create mayhem in Indianapolis. The plan indicates that fans should do the following after Reggie's game winning shot -

#1 Fans should wave their big, foam, #1, fingers vigorously.

#2 Throw Indiana popcorn in the air in random fashion and then deposit the empty popcorn bucket in the nearest trash receptacle.

#3 Whoop, hollar and do some pig calls.

#4 Shake hands with any nearby Laker fans and say, "great series."

#5 Listen intently to Our Father Who Art in French Lick Larry Bird make humble acceptance speech.

#6 Make your way to the parking lot and start your pick up truck. Beep horn two or three times.

#7 Note - We are still looking for an adventurous Indiana native to do a drive by mooning.

#8 Go home, remembering to buckle your seat belt and to take the corners on those gravel roads at a reduced speed.

#9 Next morning - Get up with the chickens and raise a barn.