Mike's Cyber Thoughts

If You Lived Here You Would Be Home Now
Tuesday, June 27, 2000

My travels have taken me to many small towns throughout America. During those visits I noticed many of these 'burgs have catchy little slogans that accompany their town's name. With new industry and meth labs attracting visitors to the city of Princeton I thought we should also have a slogan. I have taken the liberty of writing a few for your review. Picture one of these catchy slogans, on the sign, as you drive into town.

Princeton - Land of the Modular Home.

Princeton - Slow down! Officer Hurt has a new ticket book.

Princeton - Home of decent folks, a hidden overpass and one tacky car wash.

Princeton - If you are looking for a restaurant with tablecloths you came to the wrong place.

Princeton - We got cable.

Princeton - We don't need no stinkin' zoning.

Princeton - Former home of a guy who owns some really fast horses.

Princeton - We have more churches than liquor stores.

Princeton - Where republicans are like the Marines - "The Few - The Proud"

Princeton - Home of those renowned TV commercial superstars, Linda and Tom Sharrett.

Princeton - We have more convenience stores than churches.

And my personal favorite…

Princeton - Our Wal-Mart can kick your Wal-Mart's butt.

If you have a slogan, for our fair city, that you would like to have considered please email it to me at Mike@mikemarshall.com.

--Mike Marshall 

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